My nice dickhead kid and his asshole friend

[Madeyemoody]

I just wants the details!!! Ya know?

They both don't know, right?

Oh, it must be the work of the illustrious invisible kid all parents seem to have. Funny how we all gave him the same name, "Not me"

That’s the little bastard I hate! If I could see his ass I’d put him up for adoption.

[BionicBunny]

What a great way to talk about your kid

[Crumpy]

The person who let you bring him home from the hospital?

Ha!

[deltathree]

Yep, not me and I don't know did it. We've all been there.

[Danesmommy1]

Oh, it must be the work of the illustrious invisible kid all parents seem to have. Funny how we all gave him the same name, "Not me"

My mom used to say "If I ever catch up to this Not Me kid, I'm going to give him a whooping that'll go down in history!"

Hey asshole! I missed you tons!

Hey, bitch! How you doing?

[famousglm714]

I'd be so mad. Ugh. Someone dented my car yet again in a parking lot and of course ran. How hard is it to not hit a MINI? I mean really.

[Lolabearlow]

You do nothing but lay out a guilt trip for at least the next 30 years.

[Victoriousmom]

My mom used to say "If I ever catch up to this Not Me kid, I'm going to give him a whooping that'll go down in history!"

Hey asshole! I missed you tons!

Hey, bitch! How you doing?

Gooder than good.

How you doin'?

[silverdawn99]

Fuckers! Lying ass fuckers!

Umm neither?? Why would you sue?

[Victoriousmom]

I'd be so mad. Ugh. Someone dented my car yet again in a parking lot and of course ran. How hard is it to not hit a MINI? I mean really.

Assholes!

I park way the f**k out and d-bags still manage to park next to me! Like wtf?