Watching porn with a straight face- Confession **Warning! adult content NOT for the easily offended**

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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:49 pm

Its friday the 13th yall!!!

The discussion of watching porn came up on FB. I realized that there are a lot of people who watch together with their SO. I've always thought it was something that someone watched alone. Anyhow, here is my confession.... just because. I cant watch porn with my SO or alone. Not due to any convictions that I have, but because I cant keep a straight face. It doesnt turn me on at all. It just makes me bust a gut laughing because it looks so ridiculous. If thats how I look while going at it in the bedroom, I dont want to know. The faces they make, the things flapping about every which way. I just can't do it! How is that supposed to turn a person on?

It reminds me of this one time I was with my ex and his balls kept slapping my ass. I started to laugh about it but felt bad about laughing so I pretended to cry to spare his feelings. Im not sure which one would have been worse so I blamed the "crying" on my own emotional instability.... which probably isnt that far from the truth, given my lack of ability to control my laughter over the situation.
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:00 pm

It does nothing for me either and for a lot of the same reasons as you.
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:05 pm

I don’t watch it either. I can’t take it seriously.
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:07 pm

Anonymous 1 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:49 pm
Its friday the 13th yall!!!

The discussion of watching porn came up on FB. I realized that there are a lot of people who watch together with their SO. I've always thought it was something that someone watched alone. Anyhow, here is my confession.... just because. I cant watch porn with my SO or alone. Not due to any convictions that I have, but because I cant keep a straight face. It doesnt turn me on at all. It just makes me bust a gut laughing because it looks so ridiculous. If thats how I look while going at it in the bedroom, I dont want to know. The faces they make, the things flapping about every which way. I just can't do it! How is that supposed to turn a person on?

It reminds me of this one time I was with my ex and his balls kept slapping my ass. I started to laugh about it but felt bad about laughing so I pretended to cry to spare his feelings. Im not sure which one would have been worse so I blamed the "crying" on my own emotional instability.... which probably isnt that far from the truth, given my lack of ability to control my laughter over the situation.
I cannot stop laughing at that last paragraph! I'm dying!

It reminds of a time I was watching a guy pounding away on my friend while involved in a 3 some. He had the most hilarious, scrunched up, stupid looking f@ck face ... I almost busted a gut right there. I had such a hard time not laughing. I seriously had to leave the room. My friend and I still laugh our assess off about Oscar and his f@ck face!
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:08 pm

Anonymous 1 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:49 pm
Its friday the 13th yall!!!

The discussion of watching porn came up on FB. I realized that there are a lot of people who watch together with their SO. I've always thought it was something that someone watched alone. Anyhow, here is my confession.... just because. I cant watch porn with my SO or alone. Not due to any convictions that I have, but because I cant keep a straight face. It doesnt turn me on at all. It just makes me bust a gut laughing because it looks so ridiculous. If thats how I look while going at it in the bedroom, I dont want to know. The faces they make, the things flapping about every which way. I just can't do it! How is that supposed to turn a person on?

It reminds me of this one time I was with my ex and his balls kept slapping my ass. I started to laugh about it but felt bad about laughing so I pretended to cry to spare his feelings. Im not sure which one would have been worse so I blamed the "crying" on my own emotional instability.... which probably isnt that far from the truth, given my lack of ability to control my laughter over the situation.
Dont feel bad, I laugh my butt off also, lol
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:29 pm

It doesn’t do much for me either.
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:40 pm

It depends on the genre for me.

Heterosexual porn with "stars" is the worst and fakest, in my opinion.
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:45 pm

I can understand that. I enjoy porn but I don’t watch it with my husband.
I’m one of those regular weird people.
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Unread post Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:04 pm

Talk about not being able to keep a straight face! This made me laugh out loud! :lol:
Anonymous 1 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:49 pm
Its friday the 13th yall!!!

The discussion of watching porn came up on FB. I realized that there are a lot of people who watch together with their SO. I've always thought it was something that someone watched alone. Anyhow, here is my confession.... just because. I cant watch porn with my SO or alone. Not due to any convictions that I have, but because I cant keep a straight face. It doesnt turn me on at all. It just makes me bust a gut laughing because it looks so ridiculous. If thats how I look while going at it in the bedroom, I dont want to know. The faces they make, the things flapping about every which way. I just can't do it! How is that supposed to turn a person on?

It reminds me of this one time I was with my ex and his balls kept slapping my ass. I started to laugh about it but felt bad about laughing so I pretended to cry to spare his feelings. Im not sure which one would have been worse so I blamed the "crying" on my own emotional instability.... which probably isnt that far from the truth, given my lack of ability to control my laughter over the situation.
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Unread post Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:25 am

I can't watch it either.
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