Shit my nurse said to me after giving birth

[Anonymous 3]

So if a nurse smacked the back of my head but didn't say she was going to do it before hand, ie a threat, then it's not assault?

Correct. It would be battery

Ah okay so we're just being petty over semantics, gotchya

In this case the semantics matter. However giving a baby formula is not assault or battery that poster is just not very smart

[MistressMonster]

If a nurse tried to give my newborn formula without my permission I would have her F***ing job.

They wouldn't fire a nurse over that no matter how much of a scene you made

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

LMAO! Maybe in Trollville.

[Anonymous 2]

They wouldn't fire a nurse over that no matter how much of a scene you made

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

Giving a bottle of formula is not assault and they would not arrest her. The most that would happen is she may get written up and it go into her file. I don't agree with it either but holy hell you're dramatic and even making things up.

Well DH and I are both lawyers that graduated with honors from top tier law schools, so I’m pretty sure we could cause great pain for that nurse. Get her arrested, sue her personally, does it really matter?

[Valentina327]

She sounds like a mess! They're all moving toward Tylenol/ibuprofen now thanks to the imaginary opioid crisis. Goodness help you if you want some real pain relief. That sux. Glad you got the nurses switched out. What a shrew.

[Valentina327]

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

Giving a bottle of formula is not assault and they would not arrest her. The most that would happen is she may get written up and it go into her file. I don't agree with it either but holy hell you're dramatic and even making things up.

Well DH and I are both lawyers that graduated with honors from top tier law schools, so I’m pretty sure we could cause great pain for that nurse. Get her arrested, sue her personally, does it really matter?

All that drama..."assault"...LOL
Everything is assault now

[Anonymous 3]

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

Giving a bottle of formula is not assault and they would not arrest her. The most that would happen is she may get written up and it go into her file. I don't agree with it either but holy hell you're dramatic and even making things up.

Well DH and I are both lawyers that graduated with honors from top tier law schools, so I’m pretty sure we could cause great pain for that nurse. Get her arrested, sue her personally, does it really matter?

What state do you live in?

[Anonymous 2]

They wouldn't fire a nurse over that no matter how much of a scene you made

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

LMAO! Maybe in Trollville.

I find it sad that women don’t know their rights. Sometimes a newborn needs formula because mom had medications during birth that dehydrated her, or compromised her milk supply. I’m not psycho about breastfeeding, but mom gets to make the choice.

[MistressMonster]

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

LMAO! Maybe in Trollville.

I find it sad that women don’t know their rights. Sometimes a newborn needs formula because mom had medications during birth that dehydrated her, or compromised her milk supply. I’m not psycho about breastfeeding, but mom gets to make the choice.

I'm not the nut saying she'd have the nurse arrested and charged with assault. This could happen in trollville. But in the real world she wouldn't be arrested.

[MistressMonster]

Giving a bottle of formula is not assault and they would not arrest her. The most that would happen is she may get written up and it go into her file. I don't agree with it either but holy hell you're dramatic and even making things up.

Well DH and I are both lawyers that graduated with honors from top tier law schools, so I’m pretty sure we could cause great pain for that nurse. Get her arrested, sue her personally, does it really matter?

All that drama..."assault"...LOL
Everything is assault now

You looked at me funny. I'm going to have you arrested for assault. LMAO!

[MistressMonster]

The hospital would absolutely have to take action since the nurse assaulted a patient (the newborn), and I would absolutely make sure she was arrested following that assault.

Giving a bottle of formula is not assault and they would not arrest her. The most that would happen is she may get written up and it go into her file. I don't agree with it either but holy hell you're dramatic and even making things up.

Well DH and I are both lawyers that graduated with honors from top tier law schools, so I’m pretty sure we could cause great pain for that nurse. Get her arrested, sue her personally, does it really matter?

Of course you are.