A confession of a Dumbass

[Anonymous 1]

That’s okay— we all do things that make us a “ dumbass” at least once in our lives!
I bet that was scary!

Hello, my name is Dumbass, and I will give a short PSA based in third person.

Dumbass was hungry and wanted to snack on some chips.
Dumbass was eating haphazardly as she was shoveling the chips down her gullet as if she hadnt eaten in a fortnight.
Dumbass ended up swallowing a chip whole and it got stuck in her throat.
Panicking, with a chip lodged in her throat feeling like it was going to pierce its way through, Dumbass runs to the kitchen and grabs a can of sparkling water then opens it.
Without thinking things through, as panic people rarely do, Dumbass proceeds to pour said sparkling water straight down her mouth and nearly drowns herself in the process, with sparkly water coming out of her nose.
Dumbass is okay, but she learned a lesson that everyone could benefit from.
Dont be a Dumbass and chew your food!

It was actually, but I am here to laugh at it. I call that a good day lol

[Pjmm]

Well that's gonna f**k with your sinuses for a day or so. I've done the sparkling water out the nose thing. Not pleasant. (I wasn't a dumbass I just have a dick of a sister who made me laugh just as I was drinking.)

Beer is bad too. I had been drinking too much one night in my college years and had beer come out my nose from laughing. It hurts.

[Baconqueen13]

Well that's gonna f**k with your sinuses for a day or so. I've done the sparkling water out the nose thing. Not pleasant. (I wasn't a dumbass I just have a dick of a sister who made me laugh just as I was drinking.)

Beer is bad too. I had been drinking too much one night in my college years and had beer come out my nose from laughing. It hurts.

Yeah, that one I wouldn't know about so much, I don't drink piss water.

[Anonymous 4]

I'm glad you're okay but lol!!!!!

[Valentina327]

Now I'm dying to know who this is! Blimey!

[Deleted User 670]

Now I'm dying to know who this is! Blimey!

We know she has kids! lol!

[Anonymous 5]

Lol.
One time I was reading a book and snacking on popcorn when I almost broke a tooth. I thought I had bitten an unpopped kernal but when I spit it out I realized I had grabbed some potpourri from a bowl next to the popcorn.
Dumbasses unite!

[LuckyEightWow]

I went to blow my nose once, grabbed some toilet paper, took a deep breath...wait I can’t breathe, proceed to choke on a piece of toilet paper that broke off. Can’t catch my breath. Start gagging. Piss my pants. Still gagging and choking. Tears running down my eyes.....ahhhhhh air.

I do that kind of crap all the time.

[RedBottoms]

ouch. Glad you didn't die

[Valentina327]

I went to blow my nose once, grabbed some toilet paper, took a deep breath...wait I can’t breathe, proceed to choke on a piece of toilet paper that broke off. Can’t catch my breath. Start gagging. Piss my pants. Still gagging and choking. Tears running down my eyes.....ahhhhhh air.

I do that kind of crap all the time.

LOL...ok Lucy!