Hello, my name is Dumbass, and I will give a short PSA based in third person.
Dumbass was hungry and wanted to snack on some chips.
Dumbass was eating haphazardly as she was shoveling the chips down her gullet as if she hadnt eaten in a fortnight.
Dumbass ended up swallowing a chip whole and it got stuck in her throat.
Panicking, with a chip lodged in her throat feeling like it was going to pierce its way through, Dumbass runs to the kitchen and grabs a can of sparkling water then opens it.
Without thinking things through, as panic people rarely do, Dumbass proceeds to pour said sparkling water straight down her mouth and nearly drowns herself in the process, with sparkly water coming out of her nose.
Dumbass is okay, but she learned a lesson that everyone could benefit from.
Dont be a Dumbass and chew your food!
A confession of a Dumbass
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Well that's gonna f**k with your sinuses for a day or so. I've done the sparkling water out the nose thing. Not pleasant. (I wasn't a dumbass I just have a dick of a sister who made me laugh just as I was drinking.)
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How in the world does one swallow a whole chip?
Lol. It really sucks.Baconqueen13 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:43 pm Well that's gonna f**k with your sinuses for a day or so. I've done the sparkling water out the nose thing. Not pleasant. (I wasn't a dumbass I just have a dick of a sister who made me laugh just as I was drinking.)
I dont know! I wasnt paying attention I guess lol
Lol thank you. It was dicey there in the beginning. I was thinking I cant die right now, I have kids to pick up from schoolpinkbutterfly66 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:50 pm Glad you survived. Who knew chips and fizzy water could be dangerous? lol.
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It was the fortnight that got me. LOL For some reason, that made me start giggling uncontrollably.
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