I may murder my husband

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If he doesn't stop F***ing snoring! It's 12:30 am and I can't sleep because it sounds like a freaking motorcycle is sleeping next to me. I have to get up at 6am. I need to sleep!
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Mine does the same damn thing. Sometimes he stops breathing and I have to kick him back to life. BREATHE BOY!

I'm gonna kill mine too tho. He won't stop F***ing waking me up for S*x.
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Midge1974 wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:30 am If he doesn't stop F***ing snoring! It's 12:30 am and I can't sleep because it sounds like a freaking motorcycle is sleeping next to me. I have to get up at 6am. I need to sleep! images (8).jpeg
The last time I woke up my husband because he was snoring, I shook him awake and the whole house started shaking! I woke him just in time to feel an earthquake! He said, "Thanks" because he thought I woke him up for the earthquake, and I just woke him to shut him up lol.
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I would close my husband's mouth and pinch his nose closed to get him to stop snoring. Worked pretty well, until the one time he woke up. OOPSY! He was none too happy. But I had warned the man many moons prior.
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I sleep with snorezilla.. Lol and a fan on facing the corner of a room year round. Problem solved exdept now I can't sleep when the power goes out but it's a trade off I can accept lol.
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I understand.
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anonforever wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:36 am I sleep with snorezilla.. Lol and a fan on facing the corner of a room year round. Problem solved exdept now I can't sleep when the power goes out but it's a trade off I can accept lol.
We have an air purifier in our room, and I am so used to the sound that if the power is out it's too damn quiet! The sound is soothing somehow.
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This is the main reason my dh and I have separate rooms. I wasn’t sleeping at all bc of his snoring. I don’t resent him for me not sleeping anymore.
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That's the reason I'm up so darn early. Today is not day to sleep in. I just ordered some of those breath right strips for df. Does your husband snore a lot?
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AubreeGrace17 wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:22 am That's the reason I'm up so darn early. Today is not day to sleep in. I just ordered some of those breath right strips for df. Does your husband snore a lot?
The strips did nothing for my husband. He might as well have stuck a bandaid on his nose. He was tested for sleep apnea and he doesn’t have it. He just snores like a freight train followed by a jet engine. I hope you have better luck with the strips.
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