I may murder my husband
- Midge1974
- Villein
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- Joined: Mon May 21, 2018 11:35 am
- Location: Washington State
If he doesn't stop F***ing snoring! It's 12:30 am and I can't sleep because it sounds like a freaking motorcycle is sleeping next to me. I have to get up at 6am. I need to sleep!
Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.
-Langston Hughes -
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.
-Langston Hughes -
The last time I woke up my husband because he was snoring, I shook him awake and the whole house started shaking! I woke him just in time to feel an earthquake! He said, "Thanks" because he thought I woke him up for the earthquake, and I just woke him to shut him up lol.
- MistressMonster
- Sour Grapes
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Princess
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I would close my husband's mouth and pinch his nose closed to get him to stop snoring. Worked pretty well, until the one time he woke up. OOPSY! He was none too happy. But I had warned the man many moons prior.
The oranges of the island are like blazing fire
Amongst the emerald boughs
And the lemons are like the paleness of a lover
Who has spent the night crying.
My soul was ripped to shreds on 10/27/14
Amongst the emerald boughs
And the lemons are like the paleness of a lover
Who has spent the night crying.
My soul was ripped to shreds on 10/27/14
- anonforever
- Regent
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I sleep with snorezilla.. Lol and a fan on facing the corner of a room year round. Problem solved exdept now I can't sleep when the power goes out but it's a trade off I can accept lol.
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- Countess
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We have an air purifier in our room, and I am so used to the sound that if the power is out it's too damn quiet! The sound is soothing somehow.anonforever wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:36 am I sleep with snorezilla.. Lol and a fan on facing the corner of a room year round. Problem solved exdept now I can't sleep when the power goes out but it's a trade off I can accept lol.
- mater-three
- Princess Royal
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This is the main reason my dh and I have separate rooms. I wasn’t sleeping at all bc of his snoring. I don’t resent him for me not sleeping anymore.
- AubreeGrace17
- Duchess
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That's the reason I'm up so darn early. Today is not day to sleep in. I just ordered some of those breath right strips for df. Does your husband snore a lot?
- mater-three
- Princess Royal
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The strips did nothing for my husband. He might as well have stuck a bandaid on his nose. He was tested for sleep apnea and he doesn’t have it. He just snores like a freight train followed by a jet engine. I hope you have better luck with the strips.AubreeGrace17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:22 am That's the reason I'm up so darn early. Today is not day to sleep in. I just ordered some of those breath right strips for df. Does your husband snore a lot?