This is the man I married....
- Nerdymom
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I asked my husband to turn the oven on while I ran out to the garage to grab the steak for dinner. I come back in the kitchen to find him rubbing the door... Laughing I ask “what the hell are you doing?” And he says “you asked me to turn the oven on, I’m not sure if I’m doing it right though” smh! I married a comedian!
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- WickedLauraBelle
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I also want to give him a high five.
We’re all stories in the end. Make it a good one.
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He keeps me laughing so that’s always a plus! Sometimes I feel like we should charge admission and have a 2 drink minimum.
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- AsteroidStar
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LOL! Sounds like my husband. Every time I ask him to turn on a light, he flutters his eyelashes and fans himself, saying "What? In front of the kids?"
You might be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.