What do you do about annoying neighbors

[Lotus]

When they climb the fence say
hello, I'm enjoying my coffee at the moment and so and so are not available but I will tell them that you stopped by. Maybe you wil see thme later. Have a great day.

[Bubbs]

I would tell them to stop climbing into my yard
And if they didn’t listen I’d get up and go inside without answering their question every time they did it.

[agander2017]

Yep, bust out that water hose. Get a good nozzle, and you won't even have to put your coffee down or stand up. When you see their feet coming over the side, spray them right in the backside.

[Momto2boys973]

I agree.
I actually wouldn’t do anything physically with those kids, that may get me into trouble. I would consider getting a dog, though. I would put a “no trespassing” sign, talk to the mom about what’s happening and tell her that if her kids jump into my property again, I’ll call the cops.

I’m team hose them down!

Are the kids that ill mannered? I mean when I had that happen I simply told them look I don't want anyone to hurt themselves so come in through the gate. If they didn't listen I told them go home and stay there. They took the hint. I can't imagine kids so rude you've got to use a hose.

[Valentina327]

The second they started climbing my fence, I'd blow an air horn. Each and every time but I'm mean and don't put up with rude kids. I'd be horribly nasty and mean until they stopped coming over.

I'm picturing this right now ... A peaceful sunny morning, birds chirping, sitting in your porch swing rocking, staring off into space, then here comes a gremlin up the fence... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!

[Pjmm]

I agree.
I actually wouldn’t do anything physically with those kids, that may get me into trouble. I would consider getting a dog, though. I would put a “no trespassing” sign, talk to the mom about what’s happening and tell her that if her kids jump into my property again, I’ll call the cops.

I’m team hose them down!

Are the kids that ill mannered? I mean when I had that happen I simply told them look I don't want anyone to hurt themselves so come in through the gate. If they didn't listen I told them go home and stay there. They took the hint. I can't imagine kids so rude you've got to use a hose.

The dog was why the kids climbed the fence lol they wanted to play with him....

[WickedPissah]

I'm team water hose.

[Momto2boys973]

Oh, missed that.
I guess I should’ve said a “guard dog”. You know one of those who would at least show his teeth at intruders

I agree.
I actually wouldn’t do anything physically with those kids, that may get me into trouble. I would consider getting a dog, though. I would put a “no trespassing” sign, talk to the mom about what’s happening and tell her that if her kids jump into my property again, I’ll call the cops.

Are the kids that ill mannered? I mean when I had that happen I simply told them look I don't want anyone to hurt themselves so come in through the gate. If they didn't listen I told them go home and stay there. They took the hint. I can't imagine kids so rude you've got to use a hose.

The dog was why the kids climbed the fence lol they wanted to play with him....