He promises not to beat me again if I marry him for third time

[Reedusstalker]

Wow

[mama_danetta]

I'm stupider for having read that.

[lunarprancer]

So obviously a troll post.

It's actually a Dear Amy article.

[CannotCount]

No one could write all of that out and not see the answer for themselves lol

[Foreverme123]

Do they receive so few letters that they have to resort to using the most obvious of the trolls?

[EmilyH87]

Right? I'd get fired from writing the column.
"No. Stop being a dumbass."

This is why I couldn't write an advice column because I'd reply 'you were what, dropped as a baby? For real you have to ask this?

[Deleted User 172]

Omg I can't even think of anything funny to write for this one. Think I'm gonna have to be serious.

Dear abused,
Men don't change. If he beat you before he will beat you again. He will not stop cheating on you and you will have to live with the shame of remarrying the man that had beaten you throughout two marriages already. There is a wonderful man out there for you. Someone that will love and adore you.
Sincerely,
Don't you dare marry him again. Some relationships are just toxic and this is one of them.

[VickyJoJo]

So there are two ways to go with an answer:

1) The semi-nice way: Dear____: Please seek therapy. You should not believe this man. A leopard does not change his spots. He will not stop his affair and when the going gets tough again, he will beat you. Cut off all contact noaw. Block his number immediately. Seek therapy for your self esteem issues.

2) The "are you a dumbass" way: Dear___: Are you really that stupid? Did you skip the common sense line that day? You would be the biggest idiot to ever write into this column if you married him again.

[Love]

Ugh! So sad anyone would ever question this. There must be a tremendous amount mental health issues here.

[CreamTop]

People can’t really be this stupid can they?

Can’t be! Trolls are everywhere!