Grandparent/uncle DNA results

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Anonymous 3 wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:26 pm If a jet departing Dallas at 4:15 am travels 350 mph and another jet departing from NY at 4:30 am at 350 mph, who will the father be?
Unicorn. Because that's the only magical creature that can undo this hot mess.
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You’re bound to get some money out of that family one way or another, huh?
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Ilovemydaughter06 wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:50 pm Is there anyone in the family you didn't f**k! Did you lay in bed and just open your legs and each man in the family stood in line?
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There is no such thing as a "grandparent dna test". It's just a dna test, like all other dna tests. If the purported uncle is actually the child's grandparent, then it will come back as a grandparent.
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I have no idea. Stop F***ing multiple people from the same family.
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:lol:
mater-three wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 6:48 am
Anonymous 3 wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:26 pm If a jet departing Dallas at 4:15 am travels 350 mph and another jet departing from NY at 4:30 am at 350 mph, who will the father be?
Peanut butter
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Yes! :lol:
madfoodie wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 6:57 am
Anonymous 3 wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:26 pm If a jet departing Dallas at 4:15 am travels 350 mph and another jet departing from NY at 4:30 am at 350 mph, who will the father be?
Unicorn. Because that's the only magical creature that can undo this hot mess.
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You have serious issues.
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What the f**k is a grandparent dna test? Lol
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Hey, do you think I could be famous like Maury if I started offering grandparent dna tests? 🤔
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