Happy Monday

[WickedPissah]

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

[Deleted User 1039]

Already been posted

[WickedPissah]

Already been posted

Oh well. Too bad there is not a feature to let us know if something has been posted. Guess until then we will have to rely on you to notify us.

It's still funny and spot on.

[Deleted User 1039]

Already been posted

Oh well. Too bad there is not a feature to let us know if something has been posted. Guess until then we will have to rely on you to notify us.

It's still funny and spot on.

The correct answer was, “oh, sorry, thanks for letting me know.” Ironically, the attempt at snark makes you come off as offended.

Just delete the post and move on with your day.

[Anonymom*23/6/364]

Haha!
I haven't seen this.
Thanks for posting.

[lunarprancer]

Already been posted

First time I've seen it.

[lunarprancer]

[WickedPissah]

Already been posted

Oh well. Too bad there is not a feature to let us know if something has been posted. Guess until then we will have to rely on you to notify us.

It's still funny and spot on.

The correct answer was, “oh, sorry, thanks for letting me know.” Ironically, the attempt at snark makes you come off as offended.

Just delete the post and move on with your day.

I'm not offended. I don't read every post and memorize it so I can tell people its been posted.

[WickedPissah]

Haha!
I haven't seen this.
Thanks for posting.

Might as well have some laughs.

[WickedPissah]

Already been posted

First time I've seen it.

I guess some are under the impression that everyone reads every post.